nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

themostmarvelouslordspinivalous:

Last known surroundings: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de…

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

courtneylovedcobain:

the-twerk:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TOMORROW (Wednesday!!!) MARKS THE 100th DAY OF FALL OUT BOY BEING OFF HIATUS.

unfriendly reminder that mcr have been broken up for 54 days

forget-the-alamo:

forget-the-alamo:

german sausage jokes are the wurst

apparently so was this text post

• looks in mirror: oh that's why people don't like me